Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

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Men: Not ALL men.

Men to their daughters: Yes, all men. Every single one of them.

Anonymous asked:

What's a creative way to ask for a phone number?

Waiting For A Miracle Answer:


Tell them you don’t have a gag reflex and have money